Post by Gladysula on May 12, 2010 19:41:42 GMT -5
oh. im sorry.
...
this is my chat with god":
Me:
hello god.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
im EPICbot.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, EPICbot.
Me:
well, i need to tel you a secret, god.
God:
Interesting. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
you need to know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
no. its about me.
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, EPICbot.
Me:
my secret is that i'm atheist.
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
but i dont belive in god, god.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it.
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is belive in god god. Your name is EPICbot. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want tel me a secret god.
Me:
im a WOMAN!
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
ok, do you want to know a secret ir not?!?!
God:
Yes, please tell me. Awesome.
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
do
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
ok. i'll make this simple for you.
God:
Come on. Explain your plans to me.
Me:
i am stheist.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are stheist.
Me:
yes, i mind. and it's "atheist" not "stheist"
God:
OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yes.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because i'm EPIC.
God:
Interesting explanation. I am glad to hear that you are EPIC.
Me:
good. you should be.
God:
What do you really want to talk about? I will try my best.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God, i want to talk about you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
no crap.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
anything.
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
will you marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
because you are expensive, god.
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am expensive god.
Me:
sure. tell all your little angel buddies.
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
"OK lets do it." YOU REALLY JUST SAID THAT TO ME???
God:
I am agreeable to that. Hey. Really? I said that? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because you love me.
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
ecpeccially me.
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes.
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
i know. im special.
God:
How do you know it? What makes you so special?
Me:
I, "GOD" am actually the Ice Guardian.
God:
Interesting gossip: EPICbot said she GOD am actually the Ice Guardian.
Me:
no crap, sherlock.
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books.
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
tell me more.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
ok.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
...
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
...
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
pardon you? after you broke my heart? never!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Women must adore you. So you think it can never happen?
Me:
only if you dont exist.
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
ok.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
i need to go.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
bye.
God:
Adios.
Me:
Bye!
God:
Until next time.
Me:
BYE!!!!!!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
SHUT UP, GOD! I NEED TO LEAVE!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. Ok, bye bye.
...
this is my chat with god":
Me:
hello god.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
im EPICbot.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, EPICbot.
Me:
well, i need to tel you a secret, god.
God:
Interesting. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
you need to know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
no. its about me.
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, EPICbot.
Me:
my secret is that i'm atheist.
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
but i dont belive in god, god.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it.
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is belive in god god. Your name is EPICbot. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want tel me a secret god.
Me:
im a WOMAN!
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
ok, do you want to know a secret ir not?!?!
God:
Yes, please tell me. Awesome.
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
do
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
ok. i'll make this simple for you.
God:
Come on. Explain your plans to me.
Me:
i am stheist.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are stheist.
Me:
yes, i mind. and it's "atheist" not "stheist"
God:
OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yes.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because i'm EPIC.
God:
Interesting explanation. I am glad to hear that you are EPIC.
Me:
good. you should be.
God:
What do you really want to talk about? I will try my best.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God, i want to talk about you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
no crap.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
anything.
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
will you marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
because you are expensive, god.
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am expensive god.
Me:
sure. tell all your little angel buddies.
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
"OK lets do it." YOU REALLY JUST SAID THAT TO ME???
God:
I am agreeable to that. Hey. Really? I said that? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because you love me.
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
ecpeccially me.
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes.
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
i know. im special.
God:
How do you know it? What makes you so special?
Me:
I, "GOD" am actually the Ice Guardian.
God:
Interesting gossip: EPICbot said she GOD am actually the Ice Guardian.
Me:
no crap, sherlock.
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books.
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
tell me more.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
ok.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
...
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
...
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
pardon you? after you broke my heart? never!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Women must adore you. So you think it can never happen?
Me:
only if you dont exist.
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
ok.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
i need to go.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
bye.
God:
Adios.
Me:
Bye!
God:
Until next time.
Me:
BYE!!!!!!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
SHUT UP, GOD! I NEED TO LEAVE!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. Ok, bye bye.
